Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... celebrate the season with the ick of the crop ..."

For Halloween, maybe ...

Today's Early Five

1. Chantilly Lace (Big Bopper)
2. Love and Marriage (Frank Sinatra)
3. Funkytown (Alvin and Chipmunks)
4. Superstition (Stevie Wonder)
5. It's a Long Way to the Top (AC/DC cover by the Wiggles. Really)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "Charmin Mao"

He's a Commie! He's fluffy! He won't stick to your butt!

Today's Early Five

1. Silver Beaver (Saffire)
2. Another Reason I Don't Keep a Gun in the House (Christopher Smith)
3. Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)
4. Call Me Al (Paul Simon)
5. Ghost Riders in the Sky (Johnny Cash)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... shorts were exchanged in the predawn hours ..."

And probably a bodily fluid or two.

Today's Early Five

1. Porcupine Pie (Neil Diamond)
2. Little Spring Song (Hudson Shad)
3. Honesty (Billy Joel)
4. Slow Boat to China (Bette Midler, Barry Manilow)
5. Anything Goes (Carolyn O'Connor)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: " ... famous, flab led walls of Jericho ..."

That sorta bounced when they fell down?

Today's Early Five

1. Snakes (Wiggles)
2. Stupid Cupid (Neil Sedaka)
3. Highway to Hell (AC/DC)
4. Bad Things (Jace Everett)
5. Love the Way You Lie (Eminem, Ehianna)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: " ...trembling on the egg of adulthood .."

Just like Humpty Dumpty?

Today's Early Five

1. Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
2. Weasel Stomping Day (Weird Al Yankovic)
3. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (No Doubt)
4. Bad Things (Jace Everett)
5. Kitty (Presidents of the US of A)

Mondegreen Monday

"Great misshapen Mony, Mony ..."

(Correct words: "Wake me, shake me, Mony, Mony ...")

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "Usage, eggs, and rye toast..." Breakfast of Grammar Goons

Today's Early Five

1. How Does That Grab You Darlin'? (Nancy Sinatra)
2. Save the Last Dance For Me (Drifters)
3. Take Five (Dave Brubeck)
4. St. James Infirmary (Cab Calloway)
5. Runaway (Del Shannon)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... alas, he was farted never to return.."

Hmm, and Charlie rode the MTA in Bean Town. Makes sense.

Today's Early Five

1. Funeral of a Good Grrl (Bif Naked)
2. Laendler (OBC, Sound of Music)
3. Somebody Stole My Gal ("Crazy Otto" [Johnny Maddox])
4. I'll Fly Away (George Jones)
5. Nobody But Me (Human Beinz)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "serving the homeless and indignant of Hamilton County ..."

I'd probably be a little touchy, too.

Today's Early Five

1. Winchester Cathedral (New Vaudeville Band)
2. Bristol Stomp (Dovells)
3. In dulci jubilo (Swingle Singers)
4. You've Lost That Loving Feeling (Righteous Brothers)
5. I Don't Believe You Like My Shirt (Lou and Peter Berryman)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... ignited a firestorm of outage.."

Harder I try to wrap my mind around this one, the weirder it becomes

Today's Early Five

1. Silver Beaver (Saffire)
2. Tweedlee Dee (LaVern Baker)
3. Black Magic Woman (Carlos Santana)
4. The Stripper (David Rose)
5. On the Road Again (Willie Nelson)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... ¼ lb. hamburger panties ..."

Like that edible underwear stuff? Only raw?

Today's Early Five

1. Achy Breaky Heart (Billy Ray Cyrus)
2. Syncopated Clock (Leroy Anderson)
3. Cowtown (They Might Be Giants)
4. Merry Minuet (Kingston Trio)
5. Hoedown (Emerson Lake and Palmer)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... best stored in an insulted carrier. .."

Those carriers can be so damn touchy

Today's Early Five

1. Belly Up to the Bar, Boys (Debbie Reynolds)
2. Come Together (Beatles)
3. Fur (Muppets)
4. Cat Macros (Tom Smith)
5. Moskau (Dschinghis Khan)

Typrose

Typrose du jour, thanks to Jan: "meat processors can eek out a few more percent of profit..."

Making laws, making sausages ... same-same

Today's Early Five

1. Tammy (Debbie Reynolds)
2. One More Minute (Weird Al Yankovic)
3. Rednecks (Randy Newman)
4. Sorry her lot (Glyndebourne Opera Company)
5. Smoke on the Water (Purple Haze)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... all that Strum and Drang... "

Metallica?

Today's Early Five

1. Magic Moments (Perry Como)
2. Sunshine, Lollipops (Lesley Gore)
3. Husbands and Wives (Roger Miller)
4. Wild One (Bobby Rydell)
5. Stuck Like Glue (Sugarland)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: ".. Relax with a warm bath or a hot show ..."

Annnd this relaxes me how?

Today's Early Five

1. At the Hop (Danny and the Juniors)
2. Handy Man (Jimmy Jones)
3. The Drunken Sailor (Swingle Singers)
4. Lost Chord (Vocal Majority)
5. Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul (Meat Loaf)

Typrose

Typrose du jour, presented without comment: "... now with Spandex for a snigger fit."

I'm sorry, If you saw my behind you'd see the humor ...

Today's Early Five

1. For the Longest Time (Billy Joel)
2. Lost in the Fifties Tonight (Ronnie Milsap) This is "our song."
3. Sweet Soul Music (Arthur Conley)
4. Bad Romance (Lady GaGa)
5. Can't Help Lovin' That Man of Mine (Charlotte Church)

Today's Early Five

1. Mr. Roboto (Styx)
2. Closing Time (Semisonic)
3. You Don't Have to Say You Love Me (Dusty Springfield)
4. Ballad of Irving (Frank Gallop)
5. Blah Blah Blah (Rockapella)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "... nor iron bars a cafe ..."

Except at the San Quentin Starbucks

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "failed Intermediate Tying"

So they kicked her out of Bondage Club?

Today's Early Five

1, You Got to See Mama Every Night (Tennessee Ernie Ford)
2. Radio Ga Ga (Queen)
3. Mr. Mom (Lonestar)
4. Funky Town (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
5. Dancing in the Streets (Martha and the Vandellas)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "Elands, aoudads, and kudos ..."

Same backatcha!

Today's Early Five

1. Chi mi frena in tal momento (Pons, Domingo, Rayson, Hecht, et al, 1961)
2. Mean Kitty Song (Safety Man Films)
3. Marie (Mandy Patinkin)
4. Glow Worm (Spike Jones and his City Slickers)
5. Enter Sandman (Metallica)

Typrose

Typrose du jour: "Stroke up the band..."

Isn't that what groupies are for?

Today's Early Five

First 5 MP3s of the day:
1. Highway to Hell (AC/DC)
2. Love Lifted Me (Statler Brothers)
3. Crying (Roy Orbison)
4. Lead On, O King Eternal (Haven)
5. Milord (Theresa Brewer)